I would love a Smash TV show. Or just a fancy new graphics remake using the exact same top down style.

It does say “investigate the possibility of re-colonizing the planet” which I would think means they needed to make room in space juvi and thought "Fuck it, let's send those kids to a radioactive wasteland to die."

@avclub-6a2ec3076bb494e5c64eb1a422d9fe3d:disqus Do you mean something like 96 gigantic black pornstar dicks being hauled up the side of a building like a piano and the rope breaking and then falling onto her?

@avclub-6a2ec3076bb494e5c64eb1a422d9fe3d:disqus I just find the words that come out of her mouth so offensively disgusting that doing anything with her that isn't screaming obscenities at her or causing her physical harm or a combination of both to not be a good idea.

Cooooooostelloooooooooooo!

Flagged for making one of the most horrific comments on the internet.

@avclub-5464de04a20d6f48ab22695edf00475e:disqus That explains why after I started living alone I started taking way more time to crank one out.

The bible would be a hell of a lot more entertaining if it had dinosaurs.

But I want mauve.

I'm glad I have a time machine so I can say that I was.

Or just wait about 5-7 years until he's out for good behavior.

Is it also a Cheers parody?

Careful @WrongSirWrong:disqus, just mentioning those words together might arouse @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus. So don't say them unless you're prepared to deal with him.

Hire a hitman?

Yeah, I'm disappointed I haven't been either.

Megan Fox still has a career?

You screwed that one up.

Mauve.

Only 5 years… WHICH IS AN ETERNITY IN HOLLYWOOD!

If that happened we wouldn't have gotten naked Kelly Macdonald in Trainspotting and instead gotten fully clothed Natalie.