Yee-arr, Dr. Doofenshmirtz. We hunchbacks must stick together! Come with me to the Frying Dutchman!

Yee-ar, Dr. Doofenshmirtz… I am not a good poster…

Yee-arr, Doofenshmirtz, ye scurvy dog!! My harpoon will make a dildo a' ye!

Yee-arr, Doofenshmirtz. I dislike ye almost as much as I conversely like sunsets!

Yee-arr, at Wal-Mart ye can find me Ye Old Anchor Shop. Leave me business be, Doofenshmirtz. It's bad enough the monorail had to tear it asun-dARR!

Yee-arr, Doofenshmirtz, ye scurvy dog! Do not speak ill of nautical films!

Yee-arr, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, as long as ye celebrity invention leaves Mr. Howard alone! I loved Splash! It was…. ARR!

Yee-arr, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, perhaps Perry be hangin' out with my good friend Handsome Pete! He dances for nickels!

Yee-arr, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, I was once in a neighborhood watch group, in order to defend Evergreen Terrace from scurvy dogs like ye!

Aye, the hot-pants!

*as the strains of They Might Be Giants come in over the radio*

Yee-arr, I know pronounce ye man and cow!

Yee-arr, this firstie is truly the catch of the day!

Yee-ar, I be in firm agreement, Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Twas' once that a lawyer, a Lionel Hutz, managed to goad me to confess the fallacy of me Captain title… yee-ar…

Yee-arr, I have a proposition for ye, Dr. Doofenshmirtz. I'll need three ships and fifty stout men. We'll sail 'round the Horn and return with spices and silk, the likes of which ye have never seen.

Arr, it reminds me of once, when I was sailin' round the arctic…

Arr, Dr. Doofenshimirtz, I know the feelin'. I once forgot to TiVo Dharma and Greg.

Arr, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, ye heathenist dog, from this day I be requiring hairnets!

Yee-arr, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, my favorite on-screen duo be Dharma and Greg. I forgot to record them on TiVo.

Ably played by John Gooman, Sobchak be. Arr…