Arrg, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, yer scurvy deeds will earn ye a one-way… oh, already did that one. Sorry, I can't see. I've got two glass eyes.

Arr, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, yer taudry tale will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea…

Arrr, I hate Danville and everything in it.

Arrr… Dr. Doofenshmirtz, your scurvy deeds will earn ye a one-way passage to the boneyard!