Nah, he's just some idiot with balloons.

Nah, he's just some idiot with balloons.

You must have missed me and The Official AV Club Editors A competing for stalker points. We definitely touched on the real-life boyfriend issue.

Believe me, I'd love to forget those numbers. I'm not capable of it. And…um…no comment. haha.

I wasn't aware we were competing for creepy knowledge about Haley, but I concede defeat! At least we don't know nearly as much about Alex…right? Although you lose one point for misspelling Prokop.

When they showed the actor's name at the end of the episode, I recognized it from looking her up on Wikipedia a few months ago. I have a good memory, especially as it relates to crushes. I'll never forget any of my ex-girlfriends' phone numbers, which is actually kind of annoying.

Ethan was played by Sarah Hyland's real life boyfriend. I don't have a point here, except the respectfully understated wish that her real life boyfriend were, instead, me. Also I'm stoked that Dylan's back.

Don't you think he's a little too weak for that?

@Paradox: The only person with a POV in all five is Arya Motherfucking Stark. Sansa was in the first four but not in 5.

I don't feel like searching through the comments for this, so I apologize if it's already been said, but IMPLIED SPOILER:

I completely agree. Now I love Community, but I resisted it for a long time because of how incredibly obnoxious its fans invading Big Bang Theory reviews were.

Eugene…stop the track!

I apologize if somebody already wrote this, I don't feel like diving down into the comments…

Hey, I'm not saying that Sofia Vergara isn't extremely good-looking. But Haley's eyes turn me on in a way that no bodily aspect of Sofia Vergara could, though obviously her bodily aspects are extremely amazing.

i need you so much closer…………………………………………

God damn Haley is sexy. And before anybody looks askance at me, I'm 22 and the actress is older than one of my ex-girlfriends and only a month younger than the other. Would that she could be the third.

oh this is gay…SO GAY!

I think all four of the other entities are worth consuming, but the only really egregiously necessary one is Crime and Punishment. Dostoyevsky > everyone except Mitchell Hurwitz and Jeremy Lin.

You must never have seen Boy Meets Crime, Modern Punishment, Downton World, or the Abbey Family. Since this is the AV Club, I'm assuming you know who Annie Edison is.

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