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Episode 2 had the "blink-and-you'll-miss-it-contortionist-vagina" variety on lock, but no other nudity to speak of.

He just wanted his kids back!

Do hipsters like The Decemberists and Chuck Klosterman?! I thought they had terrible taste, and I love The Decemberists and Chuck…oh.

EXCEPT FOR TURNIP

I won't waste several paragraphs talking about how much I love Death Cab for Cutie and why, so I'll limit this to three things:

lol wut

I know it's blatantly manipulative, but damn it the Olitz longing sadness music tugs at me every time.

"Not to mention the dying cancer patient he choked on-screen" really says it all.

So Cyrus's grin while walking down the halls…that's the grin of a man who now expects Sally, Andrew and Leo to all die ALONG WITH LOTS OF INNOCENT MOURNERS…and is totally on board with it? Yeah, I was feeling some sympathy for Cyrus after James's death, but fuck that.

I like the way they think…

…I mean…he's real.

Tyrion Lannister.
George Michael/Maeby.
Creed Bratton.

April is the greatest sommelier ever. Of course.

I don't like it when people in tv shows or movies throw legitimately earned money down the drain for random catharsis. Doesn't that seem super insulting and privileged? Am I crazy? (Yes, I'm crazy, but hopefully not about this)

Arianne Martell without clothes on is necessary in my book.

The episode "Partridge" last season was chock full of Infinite Jest references (too many to list again, but they're discussed at length in the comments of that episode) and any time they revisit a location from that episode the reference pops back up for continuity's sake.

You raped her. You murdered her. You killed her children.

Warriors should be lower (Steph Curry is wonderful!), Rockets should be higher (Dwight Howard has lost his goodwill), and I don't really understand why the Thunder are so high (Durant is awesome, Westbrook is a freak, and Ibaka has a sweet long name).

I saw Tig Notaro once and she was awful. But this was six years ago, she could be funny now.

I'd love to see that brought out as a defense by somebody after they make indefensible public comments. "No look, I'm not racist…I just have racism Tourette's."