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Sons is fucking great. But then, so is Hamlet, so no big surprise.

GOD DAMN IT
or Goddammit, whichever you prefer.

Isn't this
Just gonna be a Wu-Tang reunion. Since anytime one of them makes an album any give song will feature 1-6 of the wu-tang clan. So if three get together you know that formula will logarithmically increase.

Megan Fox
She's hot as hell but I've met pieces of steak with more character. Look at the skits, she played oh wow, Megan Fox in 90 % of them. What range. What depth. Excuse me while I air wank.

De La Hoya?
Really? Shaq could get in the ring with Mike Tyson for three rounds or Holyfield * trying to think of not at the top of their game heavyweights.

Really? because as soon as he is behind closed doors he's smiling and spinning and talking about how his luck has turned. Recall the scene where he tells the young lady to shut her whore mouth for praying about him.

You really misred Cy's role in episode three
First of all, Wolcott is not there at Cy's behest as you inferred. He is there because Cy contacted the Tong in San Francisco, long before he came to deadwood. As Hearst lives in San Francisco he took note of this and was impressed. So Wolcott sought him out in order to

What about the fact that
Male prostitutes almost exclusively exist for the purpose of fucking men. Does he fuck men? Or is it a fantasy world where beautiful—or would be beautiful if they'd just let that hair down and throw away those darn glasses!—women pay to fuck this dude?

Yeah in the film before Thomas Jane was the Punisher, and two films before Ray Stevenson.

Naw, Thomas Jane was the Punisher the movie before Ray Stevenson. And this guy was Marc Antony, who just looks like Thomas Jane.

Christ I just GIS'd Thomas Jane. these two could be twins.

Aha
Marc Antony. I thought he was Thomas Jane, the Punisher, at first*.

I'd say Rushmore was his best, followed by Ghostbusters.

I mean to say, something about that interview bored me.

Yawn
What about that interview bored me. I generally like M. L. Parker. Maybe it was the way she came across as uncomfortable about the show she's been on for a while now?

are they made with real strawberries? I am allergic. God I want to know what strawberries taste like, I've been told they never taste like the strawberry flavored stuff. Not even close.

The little voice bubble with a 1 next to it always has me shaking my head. Here's to you slowdive for cock blocking the firsters.

Does anyone remember an awesome Seinfeld sketch, Not from the Show, but from something Jerry did, where he was dressed in a dog suit. He had his head out of the window and said, "If I could run this fast I'd be king of the dogs."

this is nerdy as shit, but Silk Cuts are all John Constantine (rhymes with fine) smokes in the comic book Hellblazer.

Also he said he caught a moment in his hotel, and watched for a while before realizing it was his film. Then he turned it off the moment he did.