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my first exposure to star trek
This was the first start to finish Star Trek anything I've ever seen. I loved it. Because I liked it so much my girlfriend tried to get me to watch a few original episodes streaming from netflix. Hoo boy. Not for me. Not even a little. I saw a few snippets of the Next Generation back in

Fluffers exist, you need one if you are gonna get a dick tattoo. If you think the tattoo artist is gonna give you a handy, and tattoo a popped champagne bottle on your dork you've got another thing coming.

@ Carnivorous Yes I misspoke, I mean to say that more often than not there is a corollary between an abusive past and the kind of degrading pornography Sasha Grey engages in.

It's one thing to be kinky, and to enjoy sexual exploration. I encourage it. I'm not a prude, or anti-sex. I am just saying It's another thing entirely to do it on camera for the world to see.

Depends on who buys them, filmaker's whims, producer response, etc. Yes, films can change after Cannes.

I should say I jerk it to porn like any other red blooded american male. I just don't pretend the girls are any less dead eyed.

Naw, Most porn starlets reveal in later biographies that they were abused in some way. Show me one who hasn't? Jenna Jameson? Traci Lords? I am sure that there are women without history of abuse, I am just saying it is prevalent and I haven't seen otherwise. Most women who say they're not in it because of abuse,

Snap: "I just created my production company, so I will be shooting my directorial debut in the adult business in two weeks, and we're releasing it in June."

I just can't see
myself taking a porn-star seriously. Being the smartest person in porn is not a complement.

I should say it's Fitzhume and Milbarge. As in Emmitt Fitzhume, and Austin Milbarge.

Or if he watched Spies Like Us. He'd have two more. It's not really an if game, you either get references or you don't. Fortunately for him there are far more than just the above in the show.

Tom Hanks
Your forehead goes on fore-ever. Also Where is your neck?

His wife was hot. But I remember him coming on to Ann really strongly in the Pilot. Maybe shit is rocky. Though to be fair, I'd come on to a girl that looked like Ann (read, Rashida Jones) if I were holding the love of my life's hand as she give birth to my child.

er, turns on Ann's tv. Not Ann. Though, man if he would have jumped over the couch to turn on Ann and I saw a boob, I'd be happy.

Boob?
I'm pretty sure I saw a fully exposed breast on the TV within the TV when Andy jumps over the couch and turns on the Ann. I mean. I think that was totally a glistening wet boob, nipple and all, on the big screen.

I like the name scarecrow boat. But that is because I want to pronounce it as Scare cRow-Boat.

No shit, M. Cera's girlfriend is so, I can't put words to how off putting she is.

Ok, what about Chuck?
Seriously does anyone know?

This may be a total non sequitur, but re: tool, they have a song in the Fibonacci sequence, Lateralus. That makes me make noises like Keanu Reeves.

Didn't I tell you to fuck off Stoulaet?