In Soviet Russia account cancels you, asshole!
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I Soviet Russia woman has many rights. Right to get food and drink for man and right to get beating if food and drink is not fast enough.
In Soviet Russia…
Three Stooges are considered classic and only complete idiot would try sacrilegious remake.
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