Bill Haley.

Yeah, fuck those stupid, frail, housebound oldsters!

Perfect.

Grover is *not* a monster. You're the monster.

Attractive, intelligent, amusing, a real dish.

I'm on remand as we speak!

Off you go then son, plenty of large weapons for you to sit on over there in the middle east.

In which case it probably is in fact Irish.

Hey man, Podesta rhymes with molester, IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

Thank god all of us non-Minnesota-High-School-hockey-players have nice normal hair which will in no way appear amusing in a few years time!

Weekend at Bernies 2020!

I'm a little disappointed he didn't respond with a hearty "Suck my motherfuckin dick, bitch."

Now that's good news.

Or neither.

Jazz & hip-hop together - well I never!

Man, Australia used to produced classy, charismatic rapists like Errol Flynn, now we got this fucking creep.

The Senator's wife is a moose?

You ain't from round here, are you son?

"Now my bedsheets smell like you."
Ha.

Get a room, you two.