I thought he was joking.

Hey look, the bass player has finally swapped those stupid hats for a more dignified toupee!

I heard PJ Proby got kicked out of Belgium back in '72 because his visa said "rock & roll singer" and he was at that time branching out into torch songs and old-school Gershwin-y stuff and you know what the Belgians are like when it comes to trade descriptions and such. The bootleg recording "Fascinatin' Rhythm: PJ…

Thank god it was southern Italians in this case then.

"Rock & Roll Intern."

Hey man, have you heard their music?

Did they have the spinning piano?

We like to forget all the bad things our preferred leaders do.

Is it my imagination or has this band been around for about 40 years?

Am I too late to say 'If nobody liked Superman vs Batman they sure won't want to see this.'?

Well I say good luck to him.

How many times did you have to run that thru Google Translate to get it like that?

Weren't Raymond Carver's stories heavily edited by Rosamund Lehmann (or someone)? Makes it hard to know who to blame for how bad they are, ha ha.

Chinese women can.

As long as they were women.

Hey, when did you get that underscore? Suits you!

Or Miles Franklin!

Did you at least get a swig of his brandy?

The only female author I really like is the late Muriel Spark. I'm history's greatest monster.

That 'nearly' is gold.