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Teo Macaroni
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Great gimmick account, or greatest?

Dig him up! Dig him up! Dig him up! Dig him up!

Wow, man.

Get a room, you two.

Them's fightin words, Count. (Imagine how bad they'd be without her.) Plus you left the 'te' off the end of 'omelette.'

The grandma (Dame Elisabeth) lived around the corner from me and was a good egg.

Hell, Brooks is 2000 years old!

Hey that happened to me too!

Have they fixed all that water damage?

It means she's anorexic. HAVE YOU NO COMPASSION???

Works on contingency[?] No[,] money down.

It's in my pocket. Deeper…deeper still…

A lot, but not for long.

I think she subsists on a diet of celery and coconut water.

I'd have two dollars! -no wait, three! Forgot the lady at the Cheap trick show.

She's pretty.

"Eloise in Moscow" is where it's at.

"I care about this so you should you because I'm, uh, 15."

Step 3: If it makes money, do it again.