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Teo Macaroni
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Yes but of that 75% how many had the stereotypical 'token chick bass player'?

If Nick Cave was a movie, he would be this film.
Edit: Actually, from the sound of this review, this movie is the movie equivalent of the 17 year old art student I went out with 25 years ago.

Who does this bloke think he is, Jimmy Page?

Oh man, it's Ted Nugent at Cal Jam all over again. All he needs to do is jump off a wall of Marshall amps, kick over the mike stand, and launch into 'Motor City Madhouse' and he'd be good to go.

That song is not catchy.

It never even realised Lemmy was in the band, it couldn't take its beady reptilian eyes off Stacia's boobs.

Only almost?

Why would anybody want to watch bad acting?
How can you even tell what bad acting is?
Isn't all acting bad these days?

"Fat Piles."

Meanwhile, in the darkest pits of Hell, Michael Jackson is gnashing his teeth and berating himself: "How the fuck did I not think of that??"

Bravo!

You're talking about blow jobs, aren't you?

He looks younger than I did at that age.

"YOU BROKE MY HEART!!"

Now play that sucker, yo.

Lies, lies and more lies, believe me.

He said "Yo mama so fat they had to bury her in the Grand Canyon."

You showed me!

So there are no Cambodian or Cambodian-looking kids in the USA who are actual actors?
Or do they want to be paid a reasonable amount of money as opposed to the chump change you can fling at kids from poverty stricken villages?

If, once you obtain your third world baby, you hand it over to your army of nannies, then yes.