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"Seconds"

My son was given a little red new testament by the Gideons at school the other day. I boxed him round the ears and told him in my day it was the Communist Manifesto written in the blood of JD Rockerfeller and printed on the tanned hides of the Romanoff children.

He does Mickey Rooney in 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' then goes "Oh me velly solly."

Well he *was* born in a leap year - but then again that's a British leap year which has an extra sennet and stretches Swan Upping out into seven days rather than the usual

Not anymore he's not!

He's not ruining *my* world. Anyhow; *that bloke in Africa *that bloke in the sort of western part of Asia/eastern part of Europe *that other bloke in Africa *that feller in Burma or Siam or whatever it's called these days *oh shit also that North Korean dude *is Fidel Castro still alive?

If you're not incredibly wealthy you're not a real American. Move to Puerto Rico and start again.

'Working toward Irish' means to continue drinking after you have had "too much" to drink and are starting to become an annoying and offensive [prick]. Then you start a fight with you best friend, call your wife a bitch and pass out in a pool of (presumably) your own vomit.

For now.

I'll give you top 20, at best. There's lots of little countries out there that you never hear about.

Ha, we (mainland Australia) say that about Tasmania (those two-headed sisterfuckers (not including Errol Flynn of course (or the great Peter Hudson for that matter)))

The Chinaman is not the issue - also…

No, dummy, they should fly around in imaginary spaceships.

Uganda welcomes you!!

Once he vanquishes Trump, will he proceed to take out citizenship of every other country with a fucked up govt and solve their problems? I don't know much about world politics but I'm fairly confident that Trump is far from the worst head of govt going around.

But the anuses are already there, just sitting in a pile. Gotta send em somewhere.

Needs another couple syllables. "Ivankacare?":

Surely there's a law or maxim or proverb or something that says "the more things change the more fucked up they become."

Weak. I want hog's anuses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!