Why don't you just imagine that they're called 'The Clash' or something, then you can listen to them quite safely.

Wha-

Indeed.

That VW ad killed em.

Hey man, what about their so-so prog rock albums from the early days?

"On the lickin' stick, Magic Dick!!"

'Sodium?' Oh I get it, sexual 'ass-salt'.

Did you wear one of those Fat Homer Simpson hats to hide your incipient baldness?

Hot response: what could be *more* rock & roll than a double album with exactly four songs on it? Rock & roll is all about 'fuck you' and nothing says 'fuck you' like four 25 minute tunes on the one album.

Not to be disrespectful or anything but I suspect that the author of this article knows fuck-all about music, if her comments on Yes and the great J. Geils Band are anything to go by.

Take out your false teeth baby, I wanna ssssssssssuck on your gums.

Nothing crazy about selling gold to idiots.

I love old, cranky Jerry Lewis.

Veritable Sensual Orgasm Producing

And sexier!

Maybe people were more sophisticated and sensitive to nuance back the, and not continually looking for things to get offended by.

Life support for 5 years, eh?

True, but I would guess that 60 was pretty old in Africa in those days.

Mine was Deep Throat.

10 year olds love that shit.