Get a room, you two.

Sitting in the pool drinking beers is the way to go; with luck, your wife or mother-in-law will occasionally bring you a plate of cold ham and potato and egg salad.

Heck?

How much did you give?

Yeah I remember after Carter got in Twitter went mental for seven or eight hours.

Fuck shit fuck fuck. Twitter is not news. Fuck knows what it is but it's not news.

You know what, they even used to say that about the Jimi Hendrix cut "The Stars That Play with Laughing Sam's Dice"!
I tell ya, since the Kennedy assassination the world's gone to the d-o-g-s.

Correct.

Except the Hawaiian rock one, of course.

Not on this site though.

Nobody wants to touch your crusty old sock, Toaster.

I'd climb it and when I got to the top I'd burn copies of the Koran, Bible and Dianetics.

My dog pissed on my great great great uncle's 120 year old gravestone and I didn't give a shit.

He's doing the intro from 'John McLaughlin' off "Bitches Brew."

Holy cow, could this bloke look any more English??

All sarcasm aside, yes he's a gormless c*nt but you know what, he's got great teeth.

Oh man, you made my day.

You started it!

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

Dr Alan Zavod RIP.