Sir Humphrey Appleby rolls his eyes and says "I did warn you, Prime Minister"

I have a Remington typewriter hooked up to a car battery and connected to a Keracolor Sphere TV with 10 amp fuse wire.

Let's see how she does at starting up an outboard motor.

But don't worry, iCock 2 will be in the stores in April with revamped design (those in the know are saying we can expect to see a more 'circumcised' look,)

Change for the sake of change, buy more stuff all the time, aren't you the clever one?

Ooh Aah Cantona!

They're a bit like ELP, if they could stick to instrumentals they'd be great.

Chung King House of Metal.

Justice is what you get when you run out of money, dude.

Which colour?

What about when that bomb goes off at the start of 'The Kids are Alright?' I bet Dickie Smothers shat himself!

Wot no Muriel Spark!?

Tyler Perry should team up with Steve Tyler and Steve Perry and do something.

Are you Devo?

Hey man, he did it because it was there!

That was the hypothesis, the results aren't in yet.

Hey man, sad sack donkeys, infantile pigs, bouncy tigers, incestuous kangaroos; who's joking?

He fixes the cable?

You need to drink more beer.

Well, if they had stayed split up after 'Gaucho' you wouldn't be saying that, that reunion shit has poisoned your mind.