You mean King's X? They were pretty good.

They shoulda got the leftovers from 'Repo Man.']

Phew, I thought you said (((vomits))).

Sad!

For a moment I wondered what kind of Christian would crush someone.

You don't have a job - you live with your parents and go to high school.

They sure make better subjects for heavy metal tunes.

That's because it's filled with J-E-W-S.

I'd love it if that youtube clip was nun-on-nun porn.

Hey man, some of us just wanna be free to covet our neighbours' ass, okay?

Walken, Columbus, Cross, Robin…why not.

I knew a girl once who said "yes."

Yeah but Islamists don't commit mass mur -

Le Samourai?

Plus her makeup and hairpiece are more subtle.

What about 'The Killer Inside Me'? That guy reminds me of my parents.

I remember really enjoying this but I have absolutely no desire to see it again.

"Hellowww…howaahya…I'm Ahnold Haaaawwwwshack."

Hey I heard that one a few minutes ago!

Not to mention the Celebrity Roasts!