Oh my lord.

Are they all at the same place? Cos that's a residency.

No, they get their parents to do it for them.

As opposed to this bloke, who is merely shit.

Bad one liners, eh…care to take us to school, Henny Youngman?

Wouldn't it be great to try to make a living "pitching gags" to old-school comics.

Well, it's his world, the rest of us just live in it.

It's not scary, nor particularly challenging; it's certainly trying too hard. It's kinda corny really.
Having said that, Nick Hornby is a fucking joke.

OPP

You're havin a larff, surely.

Oh god, I feel sick. Learn some history man.

Anthrax better than Aerosmith you say? Well well well.

And I just wanted to say GO HOME CRYBABY. Are you deef?

Plus there was an earthquake while he was doing them.

Or you put 'Done With Mirrors' on and rocked out like a lunatic.

I don't think Eazy is talking about video games.

What are you doing on Twitter anyway?

I don't know about a collective 'lady opinion,' but there is, as I was reading the other day in some left-wing blog, a collective 'PoC opinion.' However I'm not sure what the PoCs think about the Ghostbusters reboot. Are there any PoCs in it?

Hey, my turn: STARMAN and DIAMOND DOGS!

Go home, crybaby.