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Yeah, we're the worst.

But, unfortunately, she actually *is* an idiot. Highly unusual for a movie star, but there you are. She's from the Gold Coast in Queensland, which is our equivalent of the worst city in Florida.

Get a bad tempered man to do it.

It's never too late for that, although the nubile teens he recruited back in the day are well past their best.

As long as you are not actually beating your kids up on a daily basis, and they can read and write and do basic maths, and they get 3 square or squarish meals a day, and have warm, dry beds, you are a good parent.

I drink beer until 3 am and when the kids wake up and ask me for breakfast I say 'fuck you, do it yourself.' Then I go back to sleep.

Hey there!

Well, it happens often enough, isn't there such a thing in Law as a Legal Precedent?
"Yes, your honour, I shot this young black man dead in cold blood, but see here, I have this list of other policemen who shot other young black men in cold blood and they all got off scot-free."

So…is that a yes or a no?

You're dead to me.

Ha! When MY son was five his favorite movie was Stalker!
My other son emerged from the womb raving about The Seventh Seal!

They taped an episode of 'Love, American Style' over it.

Don't let InsaneKittyWoman know that people are making jokes about this!

Seeing rabbits torn to shreds before your very eyes can affect your equilibrium.

You have to be pretty fucked up to want to sing in a funk/metal band.

Correct.

Welcome to…uh…2016.

And has she?

Nick Cave deserves everything he gets, on account of karma, etc.