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WHAT THE FUCK

Never Say 'Speaks To' When You Mean 'Indicates' or 'Discusses' or 'Describes,' more like.

If they carry her, maybe.

No chance in hell she'll make the distance.

Are you Chinese? No? Well, there you are.

Correct. You can also deduce how funny something is by dividing Tragedy by Time. (Don't get it the wrong way around!)

We don't call them 'crosswalks,' mate.

Humour = Tragedy + Time.

Not enough commonplace books these days, says I.

Steak chucks!

Hey look, it's Paul Robeson back from the dead to teach us crackers what's what!

Ha! In Australia OUR Thigh Gap Day is in November!

They somewhat ironically contracted a deadly (to dogs) virus unique to Australia during their stay in that country.

Cut the 'he or she' nonsense. You know it was a woman.

PROBLEMATIC!

If that's the wrong Alice I don't want to be right.

Australian politics is funny enough for me.

I'm not clicking that - Twitter AND Kevin Rudd? no fucking chance. Anyway, as far as Joyce is concerned I prefer the more euphonious 'Bananarby.'

I refuse to watch this because I find Lewis Carroll's alleged paedophilia problematic!
Problematic I say!!