Kiss my grits!

'Branbully'?

Ha! You take on Barnaby Joyce at your peril, Depp!

Lenny or Squiggy?

And don't forget Diff'rent Strokes taught us all sorts of valuable life lessons, as did Mork and Mindy and ALF!

Why?

That special doesn't sound very special.

But the actual chorus says "I wish that I knew what I know now when I was younger"

I think you mean 'problematic,' dude.

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Yeah but then he realises that Grandpa was right all along!

You, ah, you wanna go an' watch the submarine races?

Well, you can rest your drink on their head…

Nancy Sinatra did a good version of it.

My, My, My, Delilah!!

All these dudes in this story ended up black, if I'm not mistaken.

Also added to the cast: Woody Allen and The Big Bang Theory's "Sheldon."

Hey hey LBJ, how many kids did you kill today?

Julia Roberts has a bottom lip for a top lip (as well as the more normal bottom lip for a bottom lip.)