No, it's about the lesser-known younger brother of Julius Erving.

Give me news not history.

ow what you're talking abou

Well maybe they should have stuck to the script instead doing a bunch of self-indulgent jerk-off 'improvising.'

I really loved Pond back in the day but as a grumpy old man all I can think of is 'these guys are awesome but why do they have a 14 year old hermaphrodite for a singer?'

"Thank you Smithers."

Having an actual writer would have made The Long Goodbye a much better film.

Do you get to keep all your money and fancy stuff?

Ask the Dalai Lama

Come again?

He's right! We're so lame!

Don't forget the elastic waisted satin jackets!

Wrong again.

Given that he's only a homeopathist, yes.

So do I commiserate or congratulate?

Hey, you tell me.

What's that thing she's holding there?

I was born in their heyday!

People don't 'openly admit' to being on the autism spectrum,they say it with a smug kind of pride; it can be used to explain any kind of social awkwardness, it suggests hidden depths of eccentric artistic genius, and it doesn't matter whether you actually *are* on the autism spectrum or not, who's gonna know? The…

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