Is this the same group as Lake Side Drive?

It's 'phone messages from your parents' week at the AV Club!

I knew a girl called Lolita, she was Yugoslavian or something.

And vice versa.

Long words mean never having to explain yourself.

Better Red than Dead brother!!!

Are Sir Lord Baltimore on the soundtrack?

Don't conflicting ideological hang-ups cancel each other out?

Well hey now, they're 'cryptoconservative,' so whattaya expect?

or is that 'bi-opic'?

Some of us are members of the grape ape family.

You back at school yet?

Dot.

They should have got an actual Moor, dammit.

Why didn't people in the past think like people in the present do? I hope people in the future will still think the way we do today!

Give him a break, ucclark, he's from overseas!

You could probably only do late-period Michael Jackson with state-of-the-art CGI.

It's almost as though, at certain times in the past, acceptable standards of behaviour were not exactly the same as they are today.

The psychiatrist is *in*!

Yeah but everybody beat their kids in those days. That's why they were always so well-behaved and nicely dressed.