Because if we suppress a word it will lose all its power.

Neil Innes wrote the music which high quality pastiche; perhaps you could look at the lyrics in the same vein. "Cheese & Onion" is quite funny though - 'c-h-e-e-s-e-a-n-d-o-n-i-o-n-s oh yeah'

Does Pooty Tang count?

Agreed. But the music is pretty good.

Hey thanks! Those 2 should get a band together.

It's like No Bra day but with movies!

Isn't he the bloke from Kings X?

"Sadness" maybe as opposed to actual sadness; everything is sort of in quote marks with him. This is a "soul" tune, this one is "funky," this one is "arty," these and those are "Velvet-y" and "folky." Everything's at one remove. The Eagles were probably less self aware and had a narrower field of vision. It was…

Dallas Taylor and Buffin Griffin too - now that all the old school rock stars are approaching 70 if not past it they will be dropping like flies.

You mustn't get out much.

Talking Heads maybe. Dire Straits, sure but that's a bit different. All the others should have a 'The.'

That one was always particularly annoying, as was 'Pixies' for The Pixies.

"Cousin Duane landed *here*; Cousin Berry landed over yonder, I reckon."

Very much like David Bowie then.

All bands with a plural name must start with 'The.'

Back then 20 year olds dressed like middle aged men in natty suits and hats. These days it's vice versa and a bunch of old men wearing denim jorts and off-brand sneakers that their wives bought them.

Aw.

Get a room you two.

What?

What an absurd concept!