I was a huge Queen fan, and if this isn't their worst song, I don't know what is.
Probably one of Deacon's.

Not until they put a "The" at the start of their name!

No.

I refuse to believe this record is 25 years old.
My recollection is that it sounded a bit (but not enough) like Jethro Tull

Yeah you're fucking awesome man.

I prefer the Beatles "She Came in Through the Bathroom Window"

And succeeding!

plus he kicked my father-in-law down a flight of stairs in a pub in Liverpool back in the day OR SO THE FAMILY LEGEND SAYS

This is probably the best one of these things so far; never heard of "Cheatahs" but they are presumably terrible, plus they break the golden rule that band names ending in an 's' must start with 'The' or they sound utterly stupid.
Can't stand this tune. Saw Buckley play live, he was about five one and had the neadiest…

Contemporary authors are no good these days; nor for that matter is Ellroy.

Yes, it's magnificent from up here Jeremy. I wish you could be here with me to see it.

100?

I bought 'Introduce Yourself' by Faith No More because one of them had a FNM t-shirt on in a photo.

You sure you're not Tarkovsky's Former AD posting for real?

Wot, no Libra by Don Delillo????

This could well be the straw that broke the camel's back.

Y'see, the guitar's in 3, but the melody is in 4, it's prog rock i tells ya

Get a room, musos.

New Wave?

For fucks sake.