"And what would you say to a nice cup of tea father?"
"Feck off, tea!"

A spider baby!  It's got the mind of a spider and the body of a baby!

Who's stomping the what now?

But what about Edward Woodward?

What a fucking tosser.

Actually, that stupid photo makes him look like the comedian Steven Wright. Now I'd actually be interested to hear which songs HE hates and why, that's for sure.

Of course he hates those bands.  He *doesn't conform*! Geez, his head's upside down for cryin out loud.

I saw Silverchair way back before they had a record out and it was funny because the singer would sing with this deep Eddi Vedder voice and at the end of the son he would squeak 'Thanks' in this little kid voice (i guess he would have been about 14 or 15)

Like when he mistakenly forgets to write a script

"I am so smart, I am so smart"

I prefer mistakes left in music.

Yup. See you next week, Ralph.

Welcome back Kotter

Hey, that reminds me, wasn't Benedict Cumberbatch a Scharpling & Wurster character?  The barbershop freak?

This already a kids TV show called Franny's Feet.   Her dad's a cobbler  and she tries on the shoes and has magical adventures…

Uh…I'd call that a nil-all draw.

Gimme another example

Compared to Gram Parsons, Henley is TS Eliot, lyricwise.

The demise of wooden racquets killed McEnroe.

Yeah, fuck decent sounding audio.