Her opinions are bad! Jews are good!  Christians are bad! Muslims are good!  Except when they're not! 

I believe the preferred nomenclature is "Red Sea Pedestrian."

So are they like a CSNY version of the Polyphonic Spree?

This review has completely baffled me.

Dog Day Afternoon?

Wow, you're awesome Jordan Orlando!

To be fair, the book isn't that good either.

Also, cocaine.

Boy he's quirky with a capital 'Q'!!!

Mate, I'd kill myself too if I had to spend more than 5 minutes in the company of that jackass Freedman. Or, uh, become a gambling addict. HARDCORE

At the age of 68, or thereabouts, no less

Yeah but how come they only sing the chorus once? That's, like, the *best part*

No it's not.

I thought we hated Glee.

Gareth Evans, eh, fellow Australians…

I HAD TERMITES IN MY LINCOLN LOGS

He was a tractor and a trailer.

I believe it's been bred out.

Aren't all men with enormous penises arrogant?
I would be.

He just hates it cos it's got a tune.