And erectile disfunction.

He hated those meeces to pieces.

Except that time when they had the hashish brownies.

Keep your hate-speech to yourself, Hortense.

I can wait, I'll just fool around with my luxurious long hair…*sob*

Too bad, Pud, missed it by 7 years.

Ah Ha!

We don't have one, since in these days of 'youth rules' all male movie stars look like 16 year old boys (13 in Di Caprio's case).  Maybe George Clooney.

'Unforgiven' wasn't all that great and I've never seen EWWBL so you could in vino veritas, if you happen to be a drinking ma

Hey, thanks!

None of these quotes sound particularly funny.  His delivery must be super-superb!

It's actually Lowell George risen from the dead to claim his rightful crown as 'king of the portly slide guitarists'

When did 'curate' go from being a noun meaning 'a bloke who hangs around a church' to a verb meaning 'to organise a concert'?

Ashley Giles is the King of Spain.

And Philip Larkin, of course.

Morrison was buried with his rhyming dictionary in the back pocket of his smelly leather pants.

Not like that, like that.

riders on the storm
la woman
unknown soldier
waiting for the sun
roadhouse blues
the wasp
peace frog
love her madly
break on thru

"Classically trained" = "Mum made me have piano lessons when I was a kid."

Drinking game: watch, listen to or read any Manzarek interview; every time he uses the word 'shaman' to describe Jim Morrison, drink a bottle of vodka, smash it over your head, fall unconscious to the floor.