[VAUDEVILLE FANFARE]

Colonoscopies will do that.

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE…SOME…THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING TO…

I saw Bullworth in the theater! I hated it.

It will feature time-traveling zombies from a mysterious island.

Yes.

[ISSUES STRONGLY WORDED CEASE AND DISIST LETTER]

THE STEELY DAN?

[GIGGLES]

We can't all be hung like telephone poles.

I smell sarcasm.

That's not what your mom said last night.

HOW RUDE!

—YOUR ASS!

I'm…I'm so sorry…

It's true though.

Yeah, what is going on in that pic?

OI!

[ROBERT STACK KARATES THE FUCK OUT OF AIRPORT ZOMBIES]

THERE IS NO CANNIBALISM IN THE WHITE ZONE