UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Good luck not sleeping for a week.

THE HAMMER

lol, wut? [FARTS] LOL

As a 42-year-old person, I'd just like to say that VHS sucked.

Best Editing

The one whom we've never seen take a shit on camera.

VERY FUNNY

The blond one.

[LAUGHS; CHIPS FREEZE FRAME]

—WITH HIS DICK!

I was sick that day when I was attending the academy.

CAUGHT MY FIRST TUBE TODAY. SIR.

—WITH HIS DICK!

John Gotti was a plumber. A very, very successful plumber.

SHOOT THE HOSTAGE

OK

I think that was in an alternate universe.

And a hell of a third baseman and home run hitter.

Flag on the moon…how did it get there?