Um, yeah, actually. That's sounds pretty good.

[FARTS "PROFOUNDLY"]

Next year, Larry the Cable Guy is starring.

Who hasn't had a baby with Carrie Coon?

"bravely"

That's how we watched it, but I could see why MST3K would reject it. But that guy could jump!

You son of a bitch.

I have watched Turkish Star Wars. It is mind-numbingly bad. Like, MST3K would reject riffing it for two main reasons: it steals scenes from the real Star Wars and it is totally nonsensical and monotonous. But you can pretend that the "hero" is fighting MLB mascots/furries.

No I don't.

ALL HAIL THE TRUCK FARMER!

Yeah, some stuff just SUCKS.

AND SAVE THE PRESIDENT

For fuck’s sake. I first learned about Buzz’s passing last night when his wife, Opera Punk, made the announcement. I, like everyone, was shocked and incredibly saddened. Dom—his name was Dom, goddamnit. I’m using his real name—was the first person I started communicating with on this ridiculous site, years ago. You’ve…

HOWARD STERN'S PENIS

YEW AH FAHKING CA-RECT, SIR

I bet Fred brought that out in people. It's probably easier to do that when you're not involved every week.

Vanissa Bear.

And this was 20+ years ago. I'M SO OLD.

I liked the Lewis & Clark sketch. I found Cecily to be the funniest for some reason. I'm glad Aidy's teacher was into the presentation as it wasn't the most obvious way to go with that concept.

I like the self-important theater kids because my college had a big theater program and many of them were like that.