Or one of the Fannings.

She's portraying Gertrude Stein in her next film.

Is that a penguin on top of the television?

Because of the capybaras.

Got rid of mine 42 years ago. Best decision I ever made.

The foreskin train?

You sons of bitches…

I CAN'T EVEN KEEP A JOB PARKING CARS [MUMBLES]

YES, YOU WERE. THERE'S A TIME STAMP AND EVERYTHING.

[FARTS OUT]

Willie Wang: I don't hear nothin'. What do you hear?

Oh, I know those Frankensteins. I meant the original, Karloff version, 300 feet tall!

UNDEAD THATCHER

[VOMITS]

HIS FACE WAS HORRIBLY MANGLED

All right, a giant Frankenstein would be hilarious.

And his slugging percentage went up to .800.

It was all a dream…

Ted Bundy vs. the Harlem Globetrotters

What? Nothing goes wrong when the Invisible Hand of Capitalism is left completely unfettered!