—of diarrhea!

They did that in the original by saying Godzilla's brain was the size of a cherry or whatever and Kong's was ten times the size of a human's. But fuck that. Godzilla owns.

About 5' 8".

Pussy. Does it every time, 60 percent of the time.

Roids.

[FARTING COUCH: THE COUCH THAT FARTS]

Tatum O'Neil?

[PLAYS RAPPING MUSIC VIDEO]

Well, yes, because I just said so.

[FART CHORUS]

[FARTS]

Girl Code is about young women getting into computer programming.

–starring Eric Roberts

Last House on the Left will make you want to take a shower right afterward…and then probably visit the house of worship of your choice.

"The penguins scored badly when compared with primitive human sub-groups like the bushmen of the Kalahari but better than BBC program planners."

AH! FLYING ELVES ARE BACK!

"How did he know that was going to happen?"

HE SLAPPED THEM ON LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID LETTERMAN IN 1983!

"I object to all this sex on the telly. I mean, I keep falling off."

I'm kind of traumatized.