[AC/DC SONG ENDING]

TITS

—Jimmy Smits.

It was all a dream!

"McLean Stevenson?"
"I SAID 'BOOBS,' GENE! I SAID, 'BOOBS!'"

Leslie Nielsen blew it up.

They're in Canada, fighting hockey team zombies.

Then the sharks eat them.

The Simpsons is still on.

So are most TV shows. Except for Match Game.

It's OK.

I want them to hire Susan Lucci.

They're…jerks?

KRULL!

Gamera is the friend of all children.

THE GUY UNDER THE SEATS

"starred Greta Gerwig and Hulk Hogan"
My fave out-of-context blurb ever.

THE ROCKLORDS

Winning!

A moose bit my sister!