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Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind
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Joanie loves Chachi

I can't believe you set Ewoks on fire.

[LAUGHS; WETS SELF]

I was taking a nap.

ROCK ON, CHICAGO. ROCK ON, LONDON. TIMEX, TAKES A LICKING…

[SHITS SELF; COLLECTS CHECK]

I did no such thing. Yet.

SERVO!

YEAH, IN YER BUTT!

Your mom never says that.

Oh, I was wondering where I had left that thing.

Ugh, so mature…

I don't get it.

Tommy Tune

[REVEALS CANISTER OF BOND SHARK REPELLANT]

Your mom did.

[RIDICULOUSLY COMPLEX BASS RIFF]

auto mechanics…HVAC…electronics…gun repair…technology…

Thank you, moody space teen zombie.

"Oh, Jay, you crazy."