That's an easy spare.

Only slightly more than brain surgeons.

BECAUSE THE FAT MAN FELL DOWN!

I'll give you a tail-end boom: [FARTS]

No, Dan, please…not the basement…anything but that…

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

OK, DEVIOUS. DON'T MOVE.

Here's something from my core:

[CUE MOTORHEAD]

And then they're too busy having sex.

[FARTS]

RIGHT!

Your mom has always been and always will be licking dick.

"I'll take the ceramic Dalmatian for $600."

He taught history. He survived it by…I have no idea…

"Z, 4, Q, another Q, and a third Q, and…the Batman symbol."

"Thanks, Regis."

Here's something fresh and on target: [FARTS]

Wrong, it's a Bible quote.

I was born in the old Lynn Hospital! My uncle taught at Lynn Classical!