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Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind
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Seven Years in Tibet

Oh. Shit.

GET THEM THA FAHK OUTA HEAH!

THIS FAHKING THINGS TASTES LIKE JETER'S DICK, AS YA MUTHA WUZ TELLING ME THA OTHA DAY, BUT I DID HAVE TROUBLE UNDAH STANDING HUR, SINCE SHE HAD, LIKE, 10 DICKS IN HUR MOUTH.

Return that testicle at once.

It was a cutting remark.

Masturbate at our nation's finest rest stops?

[FARTS]

Jeremiah was a bullfrog.

I know this song. The late, great "alternative" station in Boston (Lynn) WFNX would play this. Also, I'm old.

John from Cincinnati

Oh, sorry. I must have the wrong number.

We, sir, are both. Although, rents around here are beginning to be out of reach of most doctors.

I MASTAHD YA MA'S ASS

I gave your mom's vagina a WICKED HAHD BEATING

No, no. Poor effort.

How dare you.

GET THA HOPPAH!

I'm not fucking you, Colby.

I consider the impostors to be most distasteful.