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Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind
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YEW SHULD TAWK THEAH, DICKNOSE!

IT'S CAWLED "FLUFF," YA DICK STAND, MADE HEAH IN LYNN.

RIGHT YEW AH, MY WELL-SPOKEN COMPADRE!

YA BETTA HAVE MONEY FOR THA FAHKING TOLLS THEN, YA PRICK

WATCH IT…

He let ElDan sniff his penis once.

He tosses puppies into stump grinders for fun and profit.

They wear little yachting suits.

You're fired.

Steve got his degree at the University of Phoenix.

An important skill in today's marketplace.

Kind of Torgo-ish.

The rest = The Professor and Mary-Ann.

That is a challenging word problem.

INTO CENTERFIELD!

It's "FAHKING".

The beautiful, shiny button! The jolly, candy-like button!

[FARTS TO MARS]

LEE MARVIN IS DEAD

Johnny Damon.