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Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind
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It's "Mahs."

"WHAT ARE YOU? ON DOPE?"

Your mom is blocking my view of Venus.

Totally. Astronaut food. 'nuff said.

I feel their pain.

I'm going to get my hair done like his.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Your mom was on me last night.

It's true. His mom sucked Vincent Gallo's dick.

I don't remember the car crash in Tess of the d'Urberviles.

Herman's Hermits were decidedly pro-Third Reich.

LION

Dave's not here, man.

PICTURES OF MATCHSTICK MEN…

I guess, sped up maybe?

Hall of Famer Mike Schmidt.

YOU…SON OF A…BITCH

SUBDIVISIONS…

By-Tor…

"So, this is Planet Houston…"