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'Jesus Didn't Come To My Birthday Party'

Liking stuff is awesome! Whining endlessly about how a horrible, bland show that you erroneously think is edgy might be taken off the air is ANNOYING.

This show has no clothes. It is absolutely terrible, and all the hipsters fall all over themselves to praise it and pine for it.

Who ordered the sixteen piece backing orchestra?  Possibly while high?

Was it fallout from the Big Freedia scandal?

Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb

In this case the 'Why It's Daunting' section seems to double as a 'Why They Are Terrible And You Should Stop Reading Now' section.

Nah, it's just the new 'hippie'.  Except hippies stood for something.  The only thing hipsters stand for is in line for an over-priced coffee.

This show is not worth the effort you hipsters put into it.

My brain can't get past the strange opening shot of the commercial.  Nick Swarsdon is in a store looking at a shelf containing many boxes of rafts, and says, incredulously, 'There's a raft in there?'  Of course there is a raft in there, you are looking at a wall full of rafts.

'So, what's the 'T' on your necklace stand for?'
'I have no idea.'

Whenever I express how horrible I think this show is I am told I just don't get it and I am not hep enough.  But that's the thing, it's not that I think this show is too witty or clever, it is that it is not witty or clever at all.

Just hangin' with my Tribble.

'Am I really wearing a cowboy hat?  Am I American?  Christ, I don't even know.'

Aw nuts, accidentally plagiarized a prior post.

Now's not the time to practice your family values speech Preacher.

May 2012 - The Parameter Film Contest is going to be HUGE and we are going to be posting about it EVERY DAY, this thing is going to be AWESOME!

May 2012 - The Parameter Film Contest is going to be HUGE and we are going to be posting about it EVERY DAY, this thing is going to be AWESOME!

Pretty easy when they don't advertize the damn thing and no one else enters.

Pretty easy when they don't advertize the damn thing and no one else enters.