>Read about Parameters film contest.
>Got super jazzed and started to make film.
>Never heard another single word about it for many months.
>Lost interest, stopped caring.
>Incredibly surprised it is still going on.

>Read about Parameters film contest.
>Got super jazzed and started to make film.
>Never heard another single word about it for many months.
>Lost interest, stopped caring.
>Incredibly surprised it is still going on.

If a stormtrooper on the Death Star suddenly decided that he just wasn't like the other stormtroopers and quit to instead become a professional dog-walker in the city and read his awful poetry in the evenings at cafes while wearing sweater vests, I would expect his name to be Skrillex.

If a stormtrooper on the Death Star suddenly decided that he just wasn't like the other stormtroopers and quit to instead become a professional dog-walker in the city and read his awful poetry in the evenings at cafes while wearing sweater vests, I would expect his name to be Skrillex.

It warmed my heart to see Pink Floyd was the first band mentioned in the article.

It warmed my heart to see Pink Floyd was the first band mentioned in the article.

My story is off-topic, yet I shall tell it anyway. I am 40 and fat yet still very into new music (the nerve of me!). Hipster behind me at the Vegas airport has on a Frightened Rabbit T-shirt. I say 'Oh, I've never seen a Frightened Rabbit' shirt before. He says 'They're a band'. What I said was nothing. What I…

I hope my movie makes this list someday.

Not trolling, but isn't The Hobbit the same thing as Lord of the Rings? There are Hobbits in Lord of the Rings, right? Isn't that what Elijah Wood was? It's so hard to keep track of you nerds' interests.

This is exactly why I never released my movie.

I used to know him through a friend of a friend back in Maryland before he was famous. When someone at a party would ask him what he did for a living he would always say 'I rob trains'. I always found that hilarious.

Wow, did every AV Club staffer pick an Onion article written after 2007 as their favorite? Lame. The very first headline I ever saw in the Onion was the one that did it for me. It made my heart skip a beat, my breath catch in my chest, and my nipples tingle just a little. I knew I was going to fall hopelessly,…

Great thought Pete, and imagine if Avatar was as good as Crank: High Voltage (which AV Club gave an A). Jimmy Cameron would be making some major bank then, boy howdy.

How about Mel B. instead.

How is this any different than David Spade using Chris Farley's dead corpse to promote Direct TV, which the AV Club slammed? The AV Club is using Andy Kaufman's dead corpse to promote themselves. Hypocritical and shameless? We report, you decide.

@Adolph Oliver Pubes

Czar, How long have you been waiting to use that 'czarcasm' joke?

Comedies starring George Clooney = unfunny, pretentious crap. Forever and ever, Amen.

Hey Drew, next time you make a movie in Detroit and you hold a party here to thank us, how about not having it on a weekday afternoon when we're working so we can like go and stuff?

I see a lot of 'I puked near so-and-so' stories on here, but not a lot of 'I got hit on by so-and-so' stories, so here goes (FYI-I'm a dude): My girlfriend at the time worked for a local radio station in DC and was able to get us backstage for an REM concert we went to. There were about 12 of us waiting outside of…