Hard to imagine a better name for a female country artist.

I vaguely remember Treasure making a legitimately good McDonald's game, although I don't recall the name. It's the classic dilemma; you want to support Treasure and enjoy their craft, but…

"Does President Obama sacrifice white children to Karl Mark and/or Satan?" - I'm just asking! I'm certainly not trying to imply anything via weasel words!

Unless they punctuate it as "no, homo!"

But I said NO disrespect. That is a magic phrase that automatically prevents any ill will!

"No disrespect; I just think your death means less than my publicity rounds."

I'd love to be a writer on that show.

Was Ving Rhames not available?

I'm sure that if I was 19 and playing Jeopardy, I would have put something like 'Winterfell.'

I hate being an armchair Jeopardy douche, but man, how did they all miss that final? I know they're kids, but man - even kids know Italy is a boot kicking Sicily's ass!

From what I remember of The Sandman, you could have put any disease in there and I would have fully believed both you and Kid Kash.

Yeah, this song is pure ECW. You've got a "wrestler" in The Sandman who can't work a lick, in front of the smarkiest crowds on Earth… and he was a legend in their eyes. It was all in the epic, absurdly long entrance, and the fun they had in singing this wonderfully dumb song.

*Raylan fires past his head.* Just sounds like bubble wrap to me!

Surprise, surprise…

"Sinbad O'Connor, your thoughts!"

The career arc of Michael Jordan:

Of course! A good bro always makes sure the penises of his bro-mates are in top form, so they will continue to regale him with top-flight stories of their poon-hunting.

That Awkward Moment failed: that's good!
Ride Along continues to surge: that's bad!
Labor Day bombed: that's good!
Michael Jordan's follow-up to Fruitvale is a shitty bro-com: that's bad!

I know this is supposed to be a special event, but I'm just grateful not to have Arthur on my television for a while. He seems like a nice guy, but he's a charisma vacuum and I can't stand the way he plays. It's a good strategy, I guess, but nigh unwatchable.

The title of this article suggests the duo only have one joke, and nothing in here dissuades me from this notion.