Rabin could've at least asked how it feels to be a gangsta.

It's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but man oh man.

Forgive my show-biz naivete, but what the fuck is a dressing-room compound? Is she Jenny From The Michigan Militia?

I believe she also did it because Silverman's sad (but successful) act can be replicated by merely stringing together offensive buzzwords with an 'aw-shucks!' demeanor, and we all kind of deserve a kick in the taint for going along with it.

I like it, Fops. And Leaving Las Vegas brings it all home.

Hasbro Toy Factory sounds like a good campanion piece to the Mattel-Mars Bar Super-Choco Power Hour.

Is there some sort of form we can sign to just have Plaza replace Silverman in the public consciousness? Because that's an upgrade on all fronts.

Her role in the Karate Kid remains the gold standard for cute, warm, likeable love interests that the protagonist has no business being with.

Betty: "I have to go now. My planet needs me."

Lone Star…

BROWNSVILLE! Home of the brave!

Curses, why cancel it now? Why not 5 years ago?

I'm gonna go crush a nice big dick diamond in my ass in celebration.

Whatever. I'd still rather fuck her sister Tegan.

Let's not. Milady's penis is not for debate here.

Do I enjoy Burn Notice? Yes.
Will I enjoy this pointless but entertaining spin-off? Yes.
Will I get the fanboy giggles during the inevitable Michael Westen episode? Affirmative.

CB4. So bad, yet so quotable.

I wonder what Johnny Tightlips will have to say about this.

@Zack Handlen

The scene with Don at her apartment kills me every time.