I also find the game pretty funny, but then again, I love orphan-bashing humor.

I actually like Ellen Page, Juno backlash or not. She's attractive, but just unconventional and dyke-ish enough to more or less stay out of the tabloid circuit, so I don't have to hear about her pointless personal bullshit every time I use a form of media. I think she lives in a big house with cats or Legos or…

Mel Gibson will finally achieve his true calling: being used as a soundboard for unfunny hacks to make prank phone call compilations on YouTube.

I'm better than Ted Danson.

This fallen Star is on a Trek to a Next Generation of irrelevance.

@ Joe Propinka