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I like some of the family, but NOT Klaus. The actor is good, but 95% of the time he's a tantrum-throwing homicidal man-child that nobody can do anything about, and except for the occasional scene with Caroline, that is all they ever give him to do. Why anyone thought this was a great idea to give him his own show, I

They can be killed, but you have to have the right stake. Plus they are down to three Originals, so they can't really do away with them on their own show by now.

I already thought this show sounded bad (I am vomitously sick of Klaus), but taking out the one Original on it that I actually like? Fuck you, show.

I miss Gloria Estefan. Even though I just saw she has another album out.

So I just checked the Hulu deleted scenes. Check "April and Ann Get Schooled" for Jerry's reaction to April's pregnancy texting. OH, JERRY, GOOD GOD, SOMEONE EXPLAIN BIOLOGY TO HIM. Like, say, Gayle, at least. OMG OMG OMG. 

High fives to that. Alastair is cool beans over on the Arrow reviews, and we're lucky to have him.

There was a lovely deleted scene on Hulu from last week about Ron attempting to make a video about a castle for the girls, then going off on a rant about the unfortunate lives of princesses, then rethinking it and asking Diane not to show it to the girls because he didn't know how to delete.

Yeah, I think this was the writer's room realizing that vet school was utterly implausible for her (see my previous rant above about vet school admissions being brutal). Plus why send her to vet school when her husband is the one out of the show for awhile? It made no sense. Maybe they were all wasted and slaphappy at

UC Sunnydale, anyone?

The accountant's secret handshake. Dayum!

As someone who lives in the same town as a vet school, I have heard from aspiring vet school students about how super hard it is to get in, and how you end up going very far away from home. I know one girl who got off the waiting list to move to a town in Kansas that is literally four hours away from everything. THAT

Unless the reviewer thought the decorations (on the Barbie castle) were lacking, yes, it was blinged out. How many people did Cam hire to sing and play at a fake dead cat funeral? That is bling.

I think they like each other, but….You know how there's some couples who just LIKE to fight and snipe at each other all the time, because that seems to be their kind of fun? I think Mitch and Cam are those people.

I generally liked Incarnations, but….there is the dirty old man thing. Not to mention that the hawt teenager did some time traveling or whatever and now she's suddenly legal to marry a JUDGE who was what, in his 40's or 50's?

The plot of Silver Chair is incredibly badass. They go into a super creepy underground kingdom, and they meet this friendly but kinda perkycreepy prince who tells them he needs to be tied up or he'll turn into a monster…and then HE turns out to be the guy who says "In Aslan's name," and they have to decide whether or

Eh, but that will make sense to have the Pevensie kids be adults by the time they get around to making Last Battle. 

Somehow they don't seem as extinct as they used to be.

Did they ever find her body dead in her apartment, inexplicably at home, though? Or did they think she still died on Mars?

I'm so sick of the same old Dalek schtick. Much as that "human Dalek" thing was rather weird, at least that time they did something fucking different with them for once. Every other time…it's a crazy pepperpot that shoots you. Fuck your little pepper arses, bring me a real villain.

Seconded. The Angels, as used in this episode alone, work well (other than the "time travel isn't exactly murder" thing). But once they got brought back, they just got weirder and fucking weirder and not so much scary as "wtf creepy."