If Phil and Claire get divorced, we'll have Trophy Wife, though.

I assumed as much, it just makes you wonder if it's a nickname for some other name with "tig" in it (if so, what name has Tig in it?"), or if she just used to be more bouncy.

Oh god, can we put her in a trench coat, suit, and sneakers? I want to see this.

This got a B-? Really? It sounds completely terrible.

Damn right. Between the Farmer's Market rage and his Hulk range…

Damn right. I did love how he got into the fun with the rabbit's foot and all in this one though. 

I look forward to the inevitable "Tahiti is a wonderful place" T-shirts.

You mean when actual scientists start writing science-fiction shows?

I agree. Ward is just….boring. Period. Like I said above, I generally trust to Whedon team casting, so I guess they saw something in him beyond "generic white boy hero," but…. that's gonna need to come out SOON.

But if they don't do that, people won't watch it.

Seconded.

The jet is his Lola.

And it had a very nice bar, because agents should totally be getting soused on the way to a job.

It was….okay…..

Yup. Plus unlike Damon on the show, he doesn't vacillate about being good or not. He is just pure "I'm happy to kill everyone" guy. Blech. The actor is good, but the part he's asked to play is almost entirely one-note godawful (except when Caroline is around, but obviously that's not an option on the new show). 

I really like Elijah and Rebekah. But I cannot stand to watch Klaus throw temper tantrums any damn more, period. And this show makes him even worse/less subtle about it than usual? I didn't even think that was possible.

The hangover episodes should be comedy gold, at least.

Me too, and I am supposedly from "wine country."

Seconded. "Where's the poop?" was literally the worst one ever. What a piece of shit :P

I assume the mother is at that other hotel down the street.