Somebody help me out here - didn't Dr. Ford upload the Wyatt narrative as an old man? How, then, is the Wyatt narrative active in William's timeline, if it is indeed a separate timeline?

No, but Rudy Giuliani has, and Janet Reno is the boss of him.

HAAAAAM

Next on FXX - The Some of the Simpsons 10K!

It's always been on at the wrong time. #AllTimeZonesMatter

A Rob Zombie film is a lazy mess? This is my shocked face.

What, because there's no school?

Great job, internet?

If this isn't a textbook example of Poe's Law, I don't know what is.

I know I'm two year late here, but that moment made the episode an automatic A for me. Perfect.

This sounded really familiar to me, so I looked it up: This was part of a short-story compilation called 2041. Also included in the anthology is a story about censorship, in which Hamlet is ripped to shreds by the Drapery Defense League because Polonius is stabbed as he's hiding behind a curtain.

Check yesterday's newswire. Leonard Pierce already wrote about it.

Never go on a subreddit for a TV show that's finished.

The Office ends the moment Michael Scott gets on the plane.

So glad they didn't end on a bummer note again. It was nice to see the team get a win!

Simmons brought Affleck on to bitch about Deflategate on his very first show. Could he be more of a caricature?

I heard the WMD is the bomb

I've been slowly bingeing The Americans on Prime. When should I expect the latest season to drop?

Snow didn't earn the victory. Sansa did. Daenarys and Yara spent a scene in this episode looking at each other and expositing about this being the time for women to rule. The smart money is that we're looking at Sansa as Lady of the North and maybe more by the time this is said and done.

When I was in middle school, I fucking loved the Macdonald Hall series by Gordon Korman. Boys that age love hijinks, and Macdonald Hall was Hijinks Central.