Fuck everything about this. Kinja's commenting system is the only thing on the internet worse than Disqus.

$20 on Someone Else wins the battle, which I assume covers any non-obvious victory by either. $40 under on Named Deaths this week.

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Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.

I am an anonymous internet user, and I would like to know where to apply to be a scab.

A simple "no" would have been fine.

None taken.

Where's the best place to watch the old stuff? Any recommendations for getting started?

You sound like you're upset. Perhaps offended.

You really don't have to share these thoughts with the rest of us.

I watched Sicario last night for the first time. I don't really watch movies with a critical eye, so I'm probably talking out of my ass here (I trust the AV Club commentariat to confirm that for me if true), but its strengths were its atmosphere and lead performances. The story seemed kind of…basic. Is "from the…

Like anyone could even know that.

Thanks for the breakdown. That sounds pretty open and shut, right?

Whatever you choose, just make sure the questions are appropriate for both Billy Bob Thornton AND Tom Petty.

I guess I could Google it, but a few lines about how the movies are similar would have been helpful for this newswire.

Endnotes? Endnotes within endnotes?

Pretty sure that was just a commercial.

I was saying Starboo-urns.

Okay, I'll bite. What the hell is pizzagate?

Now you have me questioning myself, but I could have sworn that they talked about Wyatt with Lawrence. Maybe I need to go rewatch.