That would never happen.  The past is obdurate.  And if it did happen, the United States would have mostly the same presidents, but they would get elected in different years.

Unpopular opinion: Terriers was awesome. 

Yep?

Don't act like you wouldn't go if he invited you.

Can't they both be beautiful?

Hey, goat.

"'Tis some bitch," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door
Only this, and nothing more."

Did you try Sepinwall?

You're better off killing a couple of hours on the AV Club.

127 Hours, bitches.

What are we, farmers?

Yeah, I thought we would at least get to relive a 20 year-old, familiar plot.  Oh well.

HELLO DURING A RANDOM DESSERT
the date of which coincides with the anniversary of your expulsion from a uterus.

Yeah…Mom's awesome.

Definitely.  The judge that looks like a fat Cal Ripken hates EVERYBODY.

I look forward to his appearance in court.

Up and In is fantastic.  Glad to see it get some love.

You believe that happy crappy?

More of a guilty pleasure than anything.  There some pretty cringe-worthy sections, but it's a lot of fun.

Get off your ass and fucking read.