OK, I'll get you a Mounds bar.

Y'see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin' and their hoppin' and their bippin' and their boppin', so they don't know what the jazz is all about. Y'see, jazz is like Jello Pudding. No, actually jazz is like Kodak film. No, it's like the New Coke. It'll be around…

Y'see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin' and their hoppin' and their bippin' and their boppin', so they don't know what the jazz is all about. Y'see, jazz is like Jello Pudding. No, actually jazz is like Kodak film. No, it's like the New Coke. It'll be around…

Lately though, I've been buying the generic brand of waxed beans. I rip off the label and I can hardly tell the difference.

Lately though, I've been buying the generic brand of waxed beans. I rip off the label and I can hardly tell the difference.

Spent most of Saturday finishing up A Clash of Kings. I have A Storm of Swords ready to go but I'll probably hold off on that while I catch up on some other things.

Spent most of Saturday finishing up A Clash of Kings. I have A Storm of Swords ready to go but I'll probably hold off on that while I catch up on some other things.

It's bullshit, I did not rape that child, I did NAHT! Oh hai, JabbaTheButt.

It's bullshit, I did not rape that child, I did NAHT! Oh hai, JabbaTheButt.

Blue! How come there's no ice in my lemonade? Drop down and give me ten. Now!

Blue! How come there's no ice in my lemonade? Drop down and give me ten. Now!

Good God almighty! That's T-Dog's music! 

Good God almighty! That's T-Dog's music! 

We'll live like kings! Hell damn ass kings!

We'll live like kings! Hell damn ass kings!

WELCOME TO EARF!

WELCOME TO EARF!

Can a pizza remain intact after being thrown onto a roof?

Can a pizza remain intact after being thrown onto a roof?

Even better…